From "I Dream of Jeannie" I learned...

It is perfectly acceptable to paint your living room wall sherbet orange.
Even if you give him ulcers, he'll still want to keep you-- in a pink, bejewelled bottle, maybe, but he'll keep you nonetheless.
And the way to a man's heart is by serving him half a grapefruit for dinner.
From "Beverly Hillbillies" I learned...

If you're over the age of fourteen, you're "past your prime," and it's time to employ a little love-voodoo.
Rope belts are totally in vogue.
And from "Bewitched" I learned...

One should interview live-in maids, and ones named "Agatha" (or "Amelia" or something...) are the ones that are most likely to be trusted.
Also, your mother-in-law will always sabotage your hollandaise sauce. Even if you have magical powers.
What can I say? Maybe I should stay home more often...
1 comment:
Haha- i remember "i dream of jeannie" and "bewitched"! You probably should stay home more!
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