From my students...

"Luis, what's all that goop in your hair?"

"Aww! Miss Blake! It's not goop! It's fancy stuff." (Luis, age 8)
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"Miss Blake, your babies will be very, VERY white." (Yarla, age 9)

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"Jaelyn and I are pretty much tied, Ms. Blake, 'cause she's getting a new brother and I'm getting two dogs." (Lauren, age 8)

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"I don't speak SPANISH. I speak MEXICAN." (Christian, age 6)

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After reading about Albert Einstein: "I don't care HOW smart he was. He married his COUSIN. Ew." (Amanda, age 10)