All I have to say is that if I don't get into grad school at Purdue, American Airlines had better get ready to dole out some significant frequent flier miles.

Calculating monthly trips back to Hoosier-ville, along with the less important odds and ends such as tuition and housing, I've decided that if I graduate with $250,000 of debt I will have been incredibly economical.

What else is a girl to do when the triple incentive of cute lil' sister, wonderful church family, and (charming) boyfriend?